In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex withanimals, but the animals must be female. Having sexualrelations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine awoman's genitals, but is prohibited from lookingdirectly at them during the examination. He may onlysee their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of acorpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sexorgans of the deceased must be covered with a brick orpiece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia isdecapitation.!

(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travelthe countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay Them for the privilege of having sex For the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden forvirgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comesclose to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed tokill her adulterous husband, but may only do so withher bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may bekilled in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with herhusband, and the first time this happens, her mothermust be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man tohave sex with a woman and her daughter at the sametime.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they hadto pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms fromvending machines with one exception: Prophylactics maybe dispensed from a vending machine only "in placeswhere alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption onthe premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)